Fruit chips

Travis: Tell them to bring something to dinner.
Becky: Bring "something." Got it.
Travis: Tell them to bring fruit and chips, or if they want to make things easier they can bring fruit chips.
Becky: I don't think that will be easier, but ok.

6/23/15

Becky: Oh gosh do you want to know what Paige does now?
Travis: Yes. She's just a smart little rascal.
Becky: Yep, Petey.
Travis: Petey Pop. Don't do that don't tell me what to do. That's not fair to my brothers and sisters.
Becky: You don't have any sisters.
Travis: I would have but they all died in a plane crash. I don't see what's so funny about that

Wonkels

Travis: You sound like a wonkel. I don't like that sound.

Travis: Thanks for the lightbulb.

Travis: Move you're in my way

Son of a whore nugget

Travis: Does she have a tramp?
Becky: huh? Who
Travis: I was thinking about our tramp
Becky: I don't understand.
Travis: what if I was 25 feet tall?
Becky: I'd buy a ladder
Travis: Like a pogo stick? A green one?
Becky: Sure
Travis: Do you have buttons? The ones that having sayings on them?
Becky: Yeah
Travis: What. Like happy?
Becky: Yep
Travis: Oh good.

Travis: ah son of a whore nugget. I can't believe you are so horrible to children. You just shouldn't be involved.
Becky: You shouldn't be involved.
Travis:  That's what she said. I can't believe you! You made me lose my virginity
Becky: (Hysterical laughter)
Travis: I just always knock and you won't let me in. You need to be quiet it's so loud. I can hear really long distances, I can even hear what you're going to say in the next sentence.
Becky: That's not good hearing that is mind reading.
Travis: Yeah, tele... telekinesis (really drawn out).

Hey Adrien!

Travis: If you really feel that strongly about the situation then we can figure it out and make it work. And then I told them (choking noises) I was like Hey Adrien! I don't know why I said that. Do you have a door on your bathroom?
Becky: yes
Travis: What color is it? Is it bluuuuue?
Becky: Uh huh.
Travis: you just don't get it.  HUH? Are you being rude?

Holey chair

Travis: Why is that chair out there?
Becky: What chair?
Travis: That chair. The holey one.
Becky: What holey chair where?
Travis: It's not on our road, it's one the road I'm thinking about.
Becky: Oh boy.

Move over

Travis: Its your fault you put your hands on the coupons.
Becky: No its yours
Travis: Uh uh, I'm busy with the red vines
Becky: Why do you like red vines so much?
Travis: Who said I did
Becky: You did
Travis:Oh, sorry I'm just busy doing his work
Becky: scoot over
Travis: there I am off the picnic table
Becky: get off my side of the bed
Travis: You're not even using it
Becky: Get Over
Travis: I don't know what to do. I'm stuck here.  It's like when you tell somebody you can't have money from the tooth fairy and they've just been tooth fairy-ing it up. It's messed up.
Becky: scoot over
Travis: When you say it out loud it makes me think I need to go to another state or something. SCOOT OVER! THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE BRAT SCOOT OVER!
Becky: You seriously need to relocate your body
Travis: Its just not fair I'm all by myself on a Sunday but whatever.

Klondike bar

Travis: Like that lady in the black stick figure with purple outline.  I can see her.
I thought you were facing me with your eyes balls but I'm behind you.
Like that country song meet in the middle.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Becky: ride a polar bear
Travis: would you bark like a dog?
Becky: mmmhmmm. Stop kicking me.
Travis: it's your fault for being mean to me