Travis: You're like a hammer head shark always banging my foot when I come by you. Boom boom boom.
T: Who's that man? He must be one of the doctors
B: A doctor for what?
T: How should I know? I'm not a scientist!
B:Can you turn that loud fan off?
T: *sits up* What one? I don't see it, do you?
T: You just watch your mouth.
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T: Remember who I am
B: Huh?
T: Remember who I am, who you are ... remember who you are.
T: its only funny when its other people talking
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Travis: I can see honey right now. Like honey dripping.
Becky: How can you see honey dripping when it's dark in here?
Travis: It's totally normal. It's honey. Like someone pouring honey on a roll.
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Travis: Its like cookie bows!
(Insert hysterical laughter for several minutes).
T: Somebody needs to shoot me up some water I'm thirsty.
T: Its like we are listening to the same thing, but i can't hear it. Don't write whatever you hear.
T: Its like we are going to know everything we need to know. Its gonna happen soon. I wish I could laugh like you. I don't want you to get lost.
T: The sun is weird. You don't want my fingers in your face? They just do what they want.
T: Are you videotaping me? Because this is not the hairdo I want you videotaping, know what I'm saying? Sssshhhhh
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Becky: Did you hear what I asked you?
Travis: Yes, you asked if we could go golfing on Sunday.
B: Not even close.
Travis: did you hear that?
Becky: No
T: Really? It sounded like the ice trays getting fillednup with ice-es
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Travis: Was i snoring?
Becky: Yes
T: Haha that's funny. How did you guess ahead of time?
B: I didn't guess, I'm awake
T: No you guessed and you were right. You're always right
B: Can I get that in writing
T: No, it's nonrefundable
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Travis: I just dreamt a drem that you were that little pixie girl on Hookx and you just flashed at me.
Travis: My hand is asleep
Becky: why?
Travis: I don't know, ask it. It won't listen to me.
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Travis: thanks for the protection
Becky: from what?
Travis: the rain
Becky: How am I protecting you from the rain?
Travis: with your hair
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