I know it's been a while since we have posted, we took away our 16 month old daughter's binky and there has been a few rough nights.
(Baby crying)
Becky: I need sleep, and I can't get comfortable
Travis: Why? Is you lice acting up again?
Becky: No I don't think that's it
Travis: Your sins are forgiven you.
Becky: Uh...what?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?It's a book on tape by Travis Hiatt. They're wearing the same outfit only it's different. Did you see it?
Travis: What if I helped you win one hundred million billion thousand dollars?
Becky: Then I would buy a bigger bed
Travis: If I was a comedian, I would be funny. I don't know why you keep making noises of pain related diarrhea.
#sleeptalking #travissleeptalkingchronicles
Travis: I'm going to stay here in case the Bishop needs to talk to us.
Becky: uh... ok
Travis: I'm just kidding I'm awake ask me a question only I would know.
Becky: Ok, how would I know if only you know?
Travis: just ask it
Becky: ok, what's Lassie's name?
Travis: Like Lassie the dog dog? Is this a trick question because this is hard
Becky: No trick, what's Lassie's name?
Travis: I can't answer you it's a trick
#sleeptalking #travissleeptalkingchronicles
Travis : what is she doing?
Becky : who?
Travis: You can't see that? She's lifting that shit up
#sleeptalking #travissleeptalkingchronicles
Travis: Don't you want to know the answer?
BECKY: I already know everything
Travis: Is that because you read google all day?
Becky: I don't read google all day I just google stuff I want to know so I know it. Sometimes I google stuff I don't want to know, just so I know it
Travis: Sometimes I just want to lick your thigh
Becky: Like a piece of chicken?
Travis: Did you hear that? It sounded like a beeper!
Becky: It was the dryer
Travis: ooooohhhhh. Will you brush my teeth?
BECKY: NO
Travis: Why?
BECKY: it's gross
Travis: It is?
#sleeptalking #travissleeptalkingchronicles
