Becky: Do you think my flowers are ok out there in these winds? (30 mph)
Travis: As long as they don't run away.
Becky: I meant is the wind going to shred them?
Travis: As long as they don't have cowlicks.
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T: you don't believe me do you? It all started back in 1995.
T: do you see the hiccups up in the sky? Do you?
T: have you ever been on a slide?
B: Yes why?
T: it's not all its cracked up to be is it?
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Becky: get your giant forehead out of my spine
Travis: know what you can do next time? Wear protection!
Travis: what's that sound?
Becky: the ice cream man
Travis: why
Becky: he knows you love ice cream.
T: that's nice
T: remember that time you tickled me and i punched you?
B: what's your deal?
T: i'm just trying to have sex with you. Not really, i'm tired. Thats it folks, go home.
T: go shorty it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday 🎶🎵
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T: you better knock it off or I'll take you back to the doctor.
B:What?!
T: that's right. Our friends have been talking.
B: About what?
T: about you and the doctor.
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Travis hasn't stopped sleep talking since his head hit the pillow. I am dying over here.
Becky: we have a king size bed, move over
T: You literally told me to come over. (Buries head under my pillow).
T:Have you been working on the railroad all the live long day? I bet you haven't. I bet you just put your eyes on one.
T Ohhh. Ohhhh. Oh! I just a great idea. Hold on I gotts think about it. Maybe I'll think of something.
T: Don't put that by my goods. I put the fireplace there.
At one point I literally was jolted awake when Travis started rubbing my head saying shooooosh and staring down at me! 🤣
T: It seems funny.
B:It is hilarious
T: on your inside.
T: OW! You about broke my finger off!! I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE AT.
T: it's a spider web.
It's a interstate nap.
It's it's... it's the empire state building! Better not fall off of it.
Trav fell asleep during the Jazz game rolled over and askes, "Did you sell my bar of soap?"
Travis: Did you say something incriminating to me?
Becky: Did I?
Travis: Roses are red, violets are blue, people are easy and so are you!
Travis: have you ever had melon?
Travis: What are you doing?
Becky: Hunting for elephants
Travis: But it's dark outside.
Becky: Elephants only come out at night.
Travis: Elephants are stupid.
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Travis: I thought it doesn't matter if you are black or white.
Becky: What?! Why did you say that?
Travis: They're judging those people.
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Travis: What's wrong? Did you fall asleep too? Did you forget your name? You don't have a middle name, but we need to find it.
Becky: oh boy, we're starting early tonight.
Travis: you just seem so sad and angry at me.
Becky: maybe I am.
Travis: Is it because of the mousetrap?
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