Starch cookies

Travis: Its like that stuff, called Right Guard. It's deodorant. I like the roll on better than the spray.
Becky: Oh like scotch guard?
Travis: No that's tape
Becky: Starch spray
Travis: that's baking soda
Becky: What? No its not.
Travis: Yeah it is. The pioneers put it in their cookies
Becky: The pioneers barely had enough to eat I don't think they made cookies
Travis: Yeah they were big fat ones.
Becky: No, if they used starch instead of baking soda they wouldn't be big fat anything
Travis: Yes, they were big fat flat ones
Becky: (laugh) Fat flat ones?
Travis: Well it was one or the other.
(Whispers) it's so early in the morning. I'm just talking to myself

#sleeptalking #travissleeptalkingchronicles

10/20 brains

Travis: ow my brain is falling out.
Becky: Don't be a weeny
Travis: What's wrong with my weeny?
Becky: what are you talking about?
Travis: I don't know you said it.
Becky: Does your head feel ok
Travis: huh are you talking me or someone else?
Becky: You said your brains were falling out
Travis: Oh yeah i put them back in. It was hard. I mean they were soft and hard. Like the brains were soft, but it was hard to do. That's it.

08/12 ruku

Becky: Get off my side of the bed
Travis: I'm saving it from the guy that delivers the Ruku

08/21

Travis: Note to thelf, don't let Becky laugh at you. Note to thelf, don't jump too high on the trampoline you will thlide off. UGH! That's disgusting.

Pregnant or prejudice 09/02

Travis: Are you pregnant or prejudiced?
Becky: uh...
Travis: shut up. Are you?
Becky: Yes, I am pregnant and prejudiced
T: Is it a black or white baby?
B: I guess we will have to wait and see. Is that cool?
T: I guess if you like cool things.
B: oh, I do!
T: (chuckles)

#sleeptalking

09/08

Travis FORBADE me from posting the actual recordings I have from a while ago, and lets be honest, I can't figure out how to get them on here so I'll type them up for you to enjoy.
(P.S. Happy 10 Years of marital bliss/sleep talking/sleep walking to Travis)

8/8/15 part 1
Travis: I want free airfare for everybody
Becky: Free airfare?
Travis: Or do you think that is too much?
Becky: Probably too much
Travis (sigh)Freak every time I try to do it, and then you just get mad or something or tell me no you can't do that you can't do that. You can't have a McFlurry with tootsie rolls in them
Becky: You CAN'T
Travis: and then I'm like Well Geeze
Becky: You can give everyone free airfare but you can't make a McFlurry with tootsie rolls. Does that make you feel better?
Travis: I don't know, I might have just called 911, that's what I had a bad feeling about.

Part 2
Travis: That page from the National Geographic was broken
Becky: The page from the National Geographic was broken?
Travis: Yes
Becky: what about it
Travis: that's what I'm trying to say about it.
Becky: You said you were upset
Travis: I was, because it fell in front of the door
Becky: It did not
Travis: Yeah
Becky: Well what about your phone. Put your phone away
Travis:I don't know. DON'T TELL ME THAT, YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME THAT. That's all you do is tell me that tell me that.

9/11 book sale

Travis: What are you doing?
Becky: looking at a post about a book sale tomorrow.
Travis: Oh. Is she selling books or cardboard?
Becky: It's a BOOK sale
Travis: Oh so cardboard?
Becky: Think about what you just said
Travis: I can't I'm asleep. Just kidding I'm only a little asleep

9/14 seeing thunder

Travis: You should be scared for your life if you know what's good for you. Did you see that thunder?
Becky: You don't see thunder.
Travis: THAT'S because it so fast you don't see it and then it stabs you in the eye

9/21 magic phone

TRAVIS: I WISH i COULD DO LIKE A MAGIC TRICK. LIKE YOUR PHONE
BECKY: LIKE MY PHONE?
TRAVIS: YEAH IT'S A SUPER PHONE, IT'S LIKE AN IRON MAN PHONE.
BECKY: NO, IT'S JUST AN ANDROID
TRAVIS:YOU'RE PHONE IS IRON MAN
BECKY:NO, IT'D BE COOL THOUGH. IRON MAN IS PRETTY SEXY

10/09 Valentine

Travis: what's wrong?
Becky: I'm sad
Travis : did I break your valentine's heart? 
Becky: yes

Repeat conversation 2 more times.
3rd time
Travis: I think I had a dream about a broken valentine's heart.

Repeat 4th time
Travis: Wait, I don't know.... have had this conversation already?
Becky : we have you broke my valentine heart.
Travis: oh. Sounds like someone needs to jump in front of a train