Travis: What happened?
Becky: They kidnapped Hannah (from a tv show).
Travis: Hannah who? Hannah Montana?
Becky: No. Hannah Wells.
Travis: Sounds familiar. I think I dated her.
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Becky: Hey, if you're falling asleep turn off the tv.
Travis: You turn it off, marijuana smoker.
Edit:
Becky: Can I read to you?
Travis: No thank you. My ears are troubled.
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Travis: Did you find some treasure? It's probably someone else's
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Travis: I'm right over here if you need me.
Becky: I know thats why I'm talking to you dork
Travis: Don't call me names. It hurts my. . . Feelings
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Travis: Do you smell that?
Becky: Ew did you fart?
T: No, I can smell the marker on the tv, because of my name
Becky: because you're Marky Mark?
T: No, but I look better!
Travis: I have two to three words for you, Hakuna Matata. It means no worries for the rest of your days.
