03/25/2018

T: Do you get doctors here?
B: Nooooo
T: Are they good for my money
B: uh, no
T: dangit
T: That's Bransen's!
B: what is?
T: that folder pad. I mean shoulder pad, not folder pad haha. The lacrosse shoulder pad over there. I saw it in my dream. I hope nobody dies and we have to put them in the freezer.
B: Why would we put them in our freezer?
T: So they stay alive
B: But they're dead
T: So they aren't stinky dead. You think it's funny until somebody gets hurt. Then you won't be laughing, you'll be crying.

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03/25/2018

Travis: Oh I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you had a foot there. I didn't realize you had a foot! Or are you Captain Hook?! ARE YOU CAPTAIN HOOK? You laugh now, but you won't laugh later. Nope.

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02/11/2018

T:Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?
B: yes. Can you?
T: uh yeah, that's how i get in my office building every morning.
B: Really? I thought it was your badge!
T: I have to pee, but I don't want to get up. I'm laying here trying to sleep and you're just telling stories about hiking Mt. Everest again.

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01/28/2018

Travis: That's queer. Where is that light coming from? Can you see it?You think its funny until you see a bright light. That means someone is dead.

Have you been watching me sleep? Did I do good? Did I do anything out of the ordinary.
Becky: you said queer
Travis: can i get a mmm mmm
Becky:no
Travis: huh
Becky: no
Travis: yes. No.

Travis: what? You dont have to laugh like we aren't friends. You can laugh like we are friends.
Becky: we are friends
Travis: how do i know? I guess ai don't understand. You think its funny but now I am all disoriented. I don't know right from left over there from down below. So what am i supposed to be doing now?
Becky: dancing
Travis: i know enough to not do that. Do you know about....
Becky: yep good movie
Travis: did you watch it? How do you know? My dancing doesn't...well....

Travis: It's not fair the tv's. Are you talking behind my closed back. You think its funny, wait until I poke you in the eye. How come Hyde's name is Steven?

Travis: huh?
Becky: what?
Travis: not you! I'm in another conversation right now

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