Travis: when you die I'm going to scatter your ashes all over America
Becky: Why?
Travis: To prove to Obama there are still Americans out there
Travis: (singing) Oh beautiful for spacious skies ....
Travis: Would you want a buffalo?
Becky: Like for a pet? Sure
Travis: ok we'll name him Buffy
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Becky: You left a light on downstairs
Travis: No I didn't, it was Jared
Becky: I don't think so
Travis: Do you just want to go to bed
Becky: we only have 5 minutes of this episode left, but sure
Travis: What are you doing? Are we just done. Are we just going to do it? Not THAT! I mean are we just going to bed?
Becky: You said you wanted to go to bed
Travis: I'm just going to stop talking. These situations only get worse
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