Starch cookies

Travis: Its like that stuff, called Right Guard. It's deodorant. I like the roll on better than the spray.
Becky: Oh like scotch guard?
Travis: No that's tape
Becky: Starch spray
Travis: that's baking soda
Becky: What? No its not.
Travis: Yeah it is. The pioneers put it in their cookies
Becky: The pioneers barely had enough to eat I don't think they made cookies
Travis: Yeah they were big fat ones.
Becky: No, if they used starch instead of baking soda they wouldn't be big fat anything
Travis: Yes, they were big fat flat ones
Becky: (laugh) Fat flat ones?
Travis: Well it was one or the other.
(Whispers) it's so early in the morning. I'm just talking to myself

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