Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Pesky flies and King Herod

Travis: (Waving hand around) Theres a fly buzzing around in here. Pesky little bastards.

Travis: That's not funny. I dictate what's funny.

Travis: Who's baby is that?
Becky: *laughter*
Travis: Well I saw this show with King Herod and he killed all the first borns, so again I ask, who's baby is this?

Travis: It's important to exercise your eyebrows. Not your eyebrows your eyelids. Just blinking will do it. So then when you're sitting at the table and they only open a crack ways, your nakedness won't make everyone uncomfortable.

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