Losing balls

Travis: It would be bad if we lost more tennis balls
Becky: Why? Because they're expensive?
Travis: I guess, but it would just be back bad thing. Do you guys do things like that?
Becky: Uh...yeah.
Travis: How?
Becky: Magic
Travis: Oh. OK.
Becky: Get on your side of the bed (shoves Travis and pillows over).
Travis: HEY! Don't ever touch a black man's pillows.
Becky: Uh, you're not black.
Travis: I would have been if I had married someone else.
Becky: That's not how it works. You're not a chameleon.
Travis: But your side is so much more comfortable.