Travis: I should just cut my legs off then I can ride in a wheelchair for all my races.
( I suppose this one is fitting since he was feeling a little bit of unhappiness over turning 30 tomorrow).
Travis: I was born at 1600 o'clock cuz its my birthday. Were you born in February too?
Becky: You weren't born in February
Travis: Yeah but someone was. It wasn't Jesus. It was Abraham Lincoln. It was his presidential day. Like Georgie Washington
Travis: What are you doing tomorrow?
Becky: Hunting for elephants
Travis: Oh what about tonight?
Becky: Riding a giraffe.
Travis: Right now? Are you waiting in line?
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