Dingleberries 3/10/15

Travis: Help me sit up like a ghost (sit up in slow motion like a mummy).
Becky: Uh... That's not how ghosts sit up.
Travis: Why did you punch me? That hurt. Now my arm is itching because it's healing. See its all better.
Becky: You're arm would not itch from being punched and then healing itself.
Travis: You are wiping all your butt boogers on me.
Becky: (After laughing until I cried) Butt boogers? You mean poop?
Travis: NO! Dingleberries is the stuff stuck in your hair! (INSERT SCARY CLOWN LAUGH AND TEARS).
Becky: My bad. You're crying.
Travis: I don't want you to turn into a black eye demon.
Becky: I don't want to either.