tires

Becky: shhh
Travis: Stop snoring

Travis: I hope we don't fall off any cliffs

Travis: Are you putting me at the back of the line? That's not fair

Becky: laughs
Travis: Was it special? What you just think it's special? What if they don't have it?
Becky: what?
Travis: the tires
Becky: Then I guess we are walking
Travis: from where?
Becky: the tire store
Travis: How far is it?
Becky: a few miles
Travis: that's not bad
Becky: With the kids
Travis: shoot

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Copper wires and dingleberries 03/05/2016

Travis : I just said "What can I do," ya know.  You just gotta use the copper wires to use the telephones.
T: Do you know what a dingleberry is?
Becky: Yeah
Travis: Do you know what a dog dingleberry is?
Becky: The same thing as a regular dingleberry
Travis: Except it's a dog. I'm doing the shimmy nah nah nah nah nah Batman!

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Slapjappin' 2/28/2016

Travis: Are you slapjappin' and rollin'?

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Spreading Ashes 02/24/2016

Travis: when you die I'm going to scatter your ashes all over America
Becky: Why?
Travis: To prove to Obama there are still Americans out there 
Travis: (singing) Oh beautiful for spacious skies ....
Travis: Would you want a buffalo?
Becky: Like for a pet? Sure
Travis: ok we'll name him Buffy

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Left a light on 02/06/2016

Becky: You left a light on downstairs
Travis: No I didn't, it was Jared
Becky: I don't think so
Travis: Do you just want to go to bed
Becky: we only have 5 minutes of this episode left, but sure
Travis: What are you doing? Are we just done. Are we just going to do it? Not THAT! I mean are we just going to bed?
Becky: You said you wanted to go to bed
Travis: I'm just going to stop talking. These situations only get worse

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Lice 01/21/16

I know it's been a while since we have posted, we took away our 16 month old daughter's binky and there has been a few rough nights.

(Baby crying)
Becky: I need sleep, and I can't get comfortable
Travis: Why? Is you lice acting up again?
Becky: No I don't think that's it

Sins are forgiven 01/02/16

Travis: Your sins are forgiven you.
Becky: Uh...what?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?It's a book on tape by Travis Hiatt. They're wearing the same outfit only it's different. Did you see it?

Travis: What if I helped you win one hundred million billion thousand dollars?
Becky: Then I would buy a bigger bed
Travis: If I was a comedian, I would be funny. I don't know why you keep making noises of pain related diarrhea.

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