Travis: There's a big difference between being funny and being sympathetic
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Tuesday, July 18, 2017
California 04/01/17
Yesterday morning when I was leaving Travis sat straight up and asked
"Are you going to California?"
Becky " I wish!"
Travis: "Okay, well, sorry."
Rugby and Bob Ross 02/17/17
Travis: I'm just dreaming about Rugby
Becky: why
Travis: you know.
Becky: No I don't
Travis: shh I'm dreaming about Bob Ross Jamison
Becky: Bob Ross what?
Travis: Jamison. Why are you talking to me in the middle of the night?
Becky: It's not the middle of the night
Travis: oh maybe I was hypnotized. We gotta be seperate but equal. It's the final judgement on the mountain
Don't get stuck 01/08/17
I usually go to bed early so I can get up at 4:30 am for work so I haven't been catching any sleep talking. Sorry guys.
Travis: its a good thing you went in there and stuff
Becky: It's a good thing I came out!
Travis: why
Becky: so I don't get stuck
Travis: Yeah I bet you'd get stuck. Just kidding *chuckle*
Gotta go
Travis: Did you have to go?
Becky: hmmm?
Travis: Did you have to meet anybody?
Becky: Nope
Travis: Oh that's good
Kids sleep talking 10/03/16
I just checked on our 6 year old before bed
Bri: It's my tummy *roll over puts finger to cheek* Let's see let's see let's see
Becky: laugh
Bri: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Sunday, October 2, 2016
October 3, 2016
Travis: I was dreaming about cool goldfish swimming over clouds when I woke up to that angry sound like the wind.
Becky: Goldfish? Really? It is windy.
Travis: Shut up.
Becky: You shut up.
Travis: when I look at you I throw up. (Pulls blanket over face)
Becky: How can you breathe like that?
Travis: I dont. I breathe less to conserve energy and make my heart last longer. I don't use my heart
Becky: Oh I know you don't.
Travis: I don't need it
Becky: Get on your side
Travis: I am, my grandpa built this bed
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