9/11 BOOKS OR CARDBOARD

Travis: What are you doing?
Becky: looking at a post about a book sale tomorrow.
Travis: Oh. Is she selling books or cardboard?
Becky: It's a BOOK sale
Travis: Oh so cardboard?
Becky: Think about what you just said
Travis: I can't I'm asleep. Just kidding I'm only a little asleep

‪#‎sleeptalking‬

Travis being a poor sport

Travis FORBADE me from posting the actual recordings I have from a while ago, and lets be honest, I can't figure out how to get them on here so I'll type them up for you to enjoy

8/8/15 part 1
Travis: I want free airfare for everybody
Becky: Free airfare?
Travis: Or do you think that is too much?
Becky: Probably too much
Travis (sigh)Freak every time I try to do it, and then you just get mad or something or tell me no you can't do that you can't do that. You can't have a McFlurry with tootsie rolls in them
Becky: You CAN'T
Travis: and then I'm like Well Geeze
Becky: You can give everyone free airfare but you can't make a McFlurry with tootsie rolls. Does that ake you feel better?
Travis: I don't know, I might have just called 911, that's what I had a bad feeling about.

Part 2
Travis: That page from the National Geographic was broken
Becky: The page from the National Geographic was broken?
Travis: Yes
Becky: what about it
Travis: that's what I'm trying to say about it.
Becky: You said you were upset
Travis: I was, because it fell in front of the door
Becky: It did not
Travis: Yeah
Becky: Well what about your phone. Put your phone away
Travis:I don't know. DON'T TELL ME THAT, YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME THAT. That's all you do is tell me that tell me that.

Pregnant or Prejudiced 8/2/15

Travis: Are you pregnant or prejudiced?
Becky: uh...
Travis: shut up. Are you?
Becky: Yes, I am pregnant and prejudiced 
T: Is it a black or white baby? 
B: I guess we will have to wait and see. Is that cool?
T: I guess if you like cool things.
B: oh, I do!
T: (chuckles)

Lisp 8/21/15

Travis: Note to thelf, don't let Becky laugh at you. Note to thelf, don't jump too high on the trampoline you will thlide off. UGH! That's disgusting.

Roku 8/12/15

Becky: Get off my side of the bed
Travis: I'm saving it from the guy that delivers the Ruku

Handcuffs

Travis: Yeah you would have to do that. You would have to handcuff them and  then set them off  to the side.

Travis: (picks up phone) Hey. Will you brush my teeth for me?

Travis: You would. You would laugh at me and its not fair

Rainbow t-shirt

Travis: Are you the little guy with the rainbow t-shirt on?

Becky: Why are you pushing on my back?
Travis: I don't  know, but if you let me go I'll find out.

Travis: I know about all the people you got locked up in there.