12/25/2017

Travis: Stop it. I asked you a question and you won't answer it.
Becky: No you didn't
Travis: Yes i did. Like 2 minutes ago.

Travis: All the kids in school used to call me a tweeper beeper.

Travis: You guys are funny with your big buck teeth staring at me like that. Hahaha I can't believe it.
Hmmm...

Becky: can you move over?
Travis: like to the other side of the office? I can do that.
Becky: *cough*
Travis: It's an analogy. You cough so hard your brain flies out.

Travis: You're making me so mad. You're just being so disrespectful. It's just the way it is I guess.

Travis: Can you turn off the stars? It needs to be dark enough we can see.
Becky: if I turn off the lights, we can't see.
Travis: Don't you know who you are talking to? Shush.

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12/17/2017

Travis: have you ever fallen asleep tying your shoes for work?
Becky: no
Travis: Have you ever fallen asleep before something falls asleep?
Becky: yes
Travis: Have you ever fallen asleep with miscellaneous aircraft procedures?
Becky: can't say that i have

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12/11/2017

Travis: oh no,  the baby fell
Becky: what baby?
Travis: baby groot. He tripped over my feet.

Travis: I had a dream i had 4 cars that were faster than yours. They were hotwheel cars.

Travis: good night don't let the Satan bugs bite!

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11/22/2017

Travis: What time did you go to bed?
Becky: I didn't, which is why I'm not in bed, I'm locking the house up.

Becky: move over, I'm hanging off the side of the bed
Travis: thats because we are longitude instead of latitude. Or maybe its the other way i forget. Whatever.

Travis: Don't touch my ear, it's like a deformity.
Becky: Your ears are deformed?
Travis: everyone's ears are. Don't you know what deformity means? It means.......... so that's what it is.
Oh no,  I'm longitude again.

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08/18/17 Buckle up

T: Did you see that?
Becky: See what?
T: points* It's over there
B: Where?
T: It's a long story and I'm about to go
B: Go where?
T: Down the ride? Buckle up it's the law. That's what that sign says down there.

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7/22/2017

Travis:like Clint Eastwood get it?
Becky: nope
Travis: that's what you look like. In a girl way. Like if you were a girl and he was a boy. You would have babies.
Becky: Big NOPE

Travis: I can't remember if I locked my car. I have to use this hand because this one is asleep. Maybe if you lick it. And why is that guy smoking over there in front of the Yellowstone sign? People are weird I guess.

Travis: Have you ever been to that ride at Disneyland that has two sides? I guess you would have to be here.

Travis: *gasp* I thought I lost my paddle to my paddleboard.
I'm really thirsty
Becky: get a drink
Travis: of water? I'm just in the middle of this lake and I can't drink it

(Fireworks outside)
Travis: oh, was that me?
I fell asleep again, I just gotta get up again?

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Gotta go 11/23/16

Travis: Did you have to go?
Becky: hmmm?
Travis: Did you have to meet anybody?
Becky: Nope
Travis: Oh that's good

Rugby and Bob Ross 02/17/17

Travis: I'm just dreaming about Rugby
Becky: why
Travis: you know.
Becky: No I don't
Travis: shh I'm dreaming about Bob Ross Jamison
Becky: Bob Ross what?
Travis: Jamison. Why are you talking to me in the middle of the night?
Becky: It's not the middle of the night
Travis: oh maybe I was hypnotized. We gotta be seperate but equal. It's the final judgement on the mountain

Don't get stuck 01/08/17

I usually go to bed early so I can get up at 4:30 am for work so I haven't been catching any sleep talking. Sorry guys.

Travis: its a good thing you went in there and stuff
Becky: It's a good thing I came out!
Travis: why
Becky: so I don't get stuck
Travis: Yeah I bet you'd get stuck. Just kidding *chuckle*

Gotta go

Travis: Did you have to go?
Becky: hmmm?
Travis: Did you have to meet anybody?
Becky: Nope
Travis: Oh that's good

Kids sleep talking 10/03/16

I just checked on our 6 year old before bed

Bri: It's my tummy *roll over puts finger to cheek* Let's see let's see let's see
Becky: laugh
Bri: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

October 3, 2016

Travis: I was dreaming about cool goldfish swimming over clouds when I woke up to that angry sound like the wind.
Becky: Goldfish? Really? It is windy.
Travis: Shut up.
Becky: You shut up.
Travis: when I look at you I throw up. (Pulls blanket over face)
Becky: How can you breathe like that?
Travis: I dont. I breathe less to conserve energy and make my heart last longer. I don't use my heart
Becky: Oh I know you don't.
Travis: I don't need it
Becky: Get on your side
Travis: I am, my grandpa built this bed
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September 18th

This one isn't sleep "talking"

Travis was completely asleep and for no reason just reached out and slapped his cup full of ice water off his bed side table
Travis: What just happened? I heard something but I couldn't see it. That was full of nice cold water it would have been good to drink

Becky: *literally on the floor laughing/crying while cleaning up water*

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September 7

Travis: did you dump all of the root beer or the diet coke?

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September 2

Travis: I bet you've never had that before. Where you just take off your pants and run.
Becky: nope

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August 28

Becky: my feet hurt
Travis: you been out walking the mile again
Becky: uh...yeah
Travis: oh that makes sense.  But if you run you don't have to walk it.
Becky: true
Travis:I'm milking the cow's teet
Becky: huh
Travis: I'm milking my grandpa's cows
Becky:you haven't milked for you grandpa in years
Travis: oh, ok.

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August 23

Becky: How come you never talk in your sleep anymore?
Travis: because you were nude
Becky: I'm never-nude
Travis: you nude what you were doing.
Becky: sing me song
Travis: (no hesitation) Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve...
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Nose thief

Travis: Got your nose (grabs at nose pretends to eat it).
Becky: You're weird
Travis: Not as weird as some people

Rudolph the bow legged cowboy

Travis: *huff* There's a breeze up my skirt

Travis: Bransen what do you do if a stranger talks to you? Do it like Rudolph the bow legged cowboy did. Pull down your pants and run (laughs)

Travis: Don't! You almost touched my Peter Cottontail. Bransen don't listen to anything your mom says. You know when strangers try to talk to you? Us plus them equals....I forgot the punch line. *sings* it's pinky and the brain*

CPR

Travis: How many thrusts do you give in CPR?
Becky: Um. None. Ever.

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