12/25/2017

Travis: Stop it. I asked you a question and you won't answer it.
Becky: No you didn't
Travis: Yes i did. Like 2 minutes ago.

Travis: All the kids in school used to call me a tweeper beeper.

Travis: You guys are funny with your big buck teeth staring at me like that. Hahaha I can't believe it.
Hmmm...

Becky: can you move over?
Travis: like to the other side of the office? I can do that.
Becky: *cough*
Travis: It's an analogy. You cough so hard your brain flies out.

Travis: You're making me so mad. You're just being so disrespectful. It's just the way it is I guess.

Travis: Can you turn off the stars? It needs to be dark enough we can see.
Becky: if I turn off the lights, we can't see.
Travis: Don't you know who you are talking to? Shush.

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12/11/2017

Travis: oh no,  the baby fell
Becky: what baby?
Travis: baby groot. He tripped over my feet.

Travis: I had a dream i had 4 cars that were faster than yours. They were hotwheel cars.

Travis: good night don't let the Satan bugs bite!

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11/22/2017

Travis: What time did you go to bed?
Becky: I didn't, which is why I'm not in bed, I'm locking the house up.

Becky: move over, I'm hanging off the side of the bed
Travis: thats because we are longitude instead of latitude. Or maybe its the other way i forget. Whatever.

Travis: Don't touch my ear, it's like a deformity.
Becky: Your ears are deformed?
Travis: everyone's ears are. Don't you know what deformity means? It means.......... so that's what it is.
Oh no,  I'm longitude again.

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08/18/17 Buckle up

T: Did you see that?
Becky: See what?
T: points* It's over there
B: Where?
T: It's a long story and I'm about to go
B: Go where?
T: Down the ride? Buckle up it's the law. That's what that sign says down there.

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