Travis: have you ever fallen asleep tying your shoes for work?
Becky: no
Travis: Have you ever fallen asleep before something falls asleep?
Becky: yes
Travis: Have you ever fallen asleep with miscellaneous aircraft procedures?
Becky: can't say that i have
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T: Did you see that?
Becky: See what?
T: points* It's over there
B: Where?
T: It's a long story and I'm about to go
B: Go where?
T: Down the ride? Buckle up it's the law. That's what that sign says down there.
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Travis: I was sound asleep but now I'm wide awake huh Brilee? Wait what did I just say? I can see her in my vision. I mean I am rubbing your back but you aren't there
Travis: let me know if you want me to punch you or sleeping bag.
Becky: what did you just say to me?
Travis: I said I want to put you in a sleeping bag and drown you. That's what my human body wanted to say, but I said something nicer.
Travis: Stop or you won't get your Valentine. I was showing you the wall. Not the Berlin wall, just a wall. It's like in Talladeggie Nights.
There is some political tension here. Soccer is political and you are political.
Can you turn off the sun? Because your light is on. Can you do that?
Travis : that's my point. Some people live life and some love to see it. Like the French, all the way down. But not in a weird way
Yesterday morning when I was leaving Travis sat straight up and asked
"Are you going to California?"
Becky " I wish!"
Travis: "Okay, well, sorry."
Travis: The pendelum
Becky: What?
Travis: I have the itches
Becky: Sorry to hear that
Travis: Paige is so cute over there on her little bike just looking all, just like, just a cutie
Becky: Ahhh
Travis: I know!
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Becky: shhh
Travis: Stop snoring
Travis: I hope we don't fall off any cliffs
Travis: Are you putting me at the back of the line? That's not fair
Becky: laughs
Travis: Was it special? What you just think it's special? What if they don't have it?
Becky: what?
Travis: the tires
Becky: Then I guess we are walking
Travis: from where?
Becky: the tire store
Travis: How far is it?
Becky: a few miles
Travis: that's not bad
Becky: With the kids
Travis: shoot
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Travis : I just said "What can I do," ya know. You just gotta use the copper wires to use the telephones.
T: Do you know what a dingleberry is?
Becky: Yeah
Travis: Do you know what a dog dingleberry is?
Becky: The same thing as a regular dingleberry
Travis: Except it's a dog. I'm doing the shimmy nah nah nah nah nah Batman!
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Travis: Are you slapjappin' and rollin'?
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Travis: Your sins are forgiven you.
Becky: Uh...what?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?It's a book on tape by Travis Hiatt. They're wearing the same outfit only it's different. Did you see it?
Travis: What if I helped you win one hundred million billion thousand dollars?
Becky: Then I would buy a bigger bed
Travis: If I was a comedian, I would be funny. I don't know why you keep making noises of pain related diarrhea.
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Travis: I'm going to stay here in case the Bishop needs to talk to us.
Becky: uh... ok
Travis: I'm just kidding I'm awake ask me a question only I would know.
Becky: Ok, how would I know if only you know?
Travis: just ask it
Becky: ok, what's Lassie's name?
Travis: Like Lassie the dog dog? Is this a trick question because this is hard
Becky: No trick, what's Lassie's name?
Travis: I can't answer you it's a trick
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Travis : what is she doing?
Becky : who?
Travis: You can't see that? She's lifting that shit up
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Travis: Don't you want to know the answer?
BECKY: I already know everything
Travis: Is that because you read google all day?
Becky: I don't read google all day I just google stuff I want to know so I know it. Sometimes I google stuff I don't want to know, just so I know it
Travis: Sometimes I just want to lick your thigh
Becky: Like a piece of chicken?
Travis: Did you hear that? It sounded like a beeper!
Becky: It was the dryer
Travis: ooooohhhhh. Will you brush my teeth?
BECKY: NO
Travis: Why?
BECKY: it's gross
Travis: It is?
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Travis: You and me are horny friends mmkay?
Becky: Get your hand off my butt
Travis: I can't, I don't want to be bored. Just don't fart on my hand
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T: I hate it when you do that. You make clucking noises, like a chicken
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Part 2
Travis just rolled over and said
T: I want out flag to be orange, white and yellow. And if there is time we can put it to the purple. Wa hahaha like a fiery dragon horse.
Who's favorite food is purple?
B: I don't know
T: Well it would help if I knew.
B: Why do you need to know?
T: uh - uh
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