Nose thief

Travis: Got your nose (grabs at nose pretends to eat it).
Becky: You're weird
Travis: Not as weird as some people

Rudolph the bow legged cowboy

Travis: *huff* There's a breeze up my skirt

Travis: Bransen what do you do if a stranger talks to you? Do it like Rudolph the bow legged cowboy did. Pull down your pants and run (laughs)

Travis: Don't! You almost touched my Peter Cottontail. Bransen don't listen to anything your mom says. You know when strangers try to talk to you? Us plus them equals....I forgot the punch line. *sings* it's pinky and the brain*

CPR

Travis: How many thrusts do you give in CPR?
Becky: Um. None. Ever.

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Good night Paige

Travis: Shhh good night Paige.
Becky: huh?
Travis: I'm just telling Paige good night. She's right here. Just because she can't get her feet out doesn't mean she can't walk
Becky: *laugh* Okay
Travis: You betta recognize. Go ahead and laugh, you'll be trick or treatin' by yourself.

tires

Becky: shhh
Travis: Stop snoring

Travis: I hope we don't fall off any cliffs

Travis: Are you putting me at the back of the line? That's not fair

Becky: laughs
Travis: Was it special? What you just think it's special? What if they don't have it?
Becky: what?
Travis: the tires
Becky: Then I guess we are walking
Travis: from where?
Becky: the tire store
Travis: How far is it?
Becky: a few miles
Travis: that's not bad
Becky: With the kids
Travis: shoot

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Copper wires and dingleberries 03/05/2016

Travis : I just said "What can I do," ya know.  You just gotta use the copper wires to use the telephones.
T: Do you know what a dingleberry is?
Becky: Yeah
Travis: Do you know what a dog dingleberry is?
Becky: The same thing as a regular dingleberry
Travis: Except it's a dog. I'm doing the shimmy nah nah nah nah nah Batman!

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Slapjappin' 2/28/2016

Travis: Are you slapjappin' and rollin'?

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