CPR

Travis: How many thrusts do you give in CPR?
Becky: Um. None. Ever.

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Good night Paige

Travis: Shhh good night Paige.
Becky: huh?
Travis: I'm just telling Paige good night. She's right here. Just because she can't get her feet out doesn't mean she can't walk
Becky: *laugh* Okay
Travis: You betta recognize. Go ahead and laugh, you'll be trick or treatin' by yourself.

tires

Becky: shhh
Travis: Stop snoring

Travis: I hope we don't fall off any cliffs

Travis: Are you putting me at the back of the line? That's not fair

Becky: laughs
Travis: Was it special? What you just think it's special? What if they don't have it?
Becky: what?
Travis: the tires
Becky: Then I guess we are walking
Travis: from where?
Becky: the tire store
Travis: How far is it?
Becky: a few miles
Travis: that's not bad
Becky: With the kids
Travis: shoot

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Copper wires and dingleberries 03/05/2016

Travis : I just said "What can I do," ya know.  You just gotta use the copper wires to use the telephones.
T: Do you know what a dingleberry is?
Becky: Yeah
Travis: Do you know what a dog dingleberry is?
Becky: The same thing as a regular dingleberry
Travis: Except it's a dog. I'm doing the shimmy nah nah nah nah nah Batman!

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Slapjappin' 2/28/2016

Travis: Are you slapjappin' and rollin'?

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Spreading Ashes 02/24/2016

Travis: when you die I'm going to scatter your ashes all over America
Becky: Why?
Travis: To prove to Obama there are still Americans out there 
Travis: (singing) Oh beautiful for spacious skies ....
Travis: Would you want a buffalo?
Becky: Like for a pet? Sure
Travis: ok we'll name him Buffy

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Left a light on 02/06/2016

Becky: You left a light on downstairs
Travis: No I didn't, it was Jared
Becky: I don't think so
Travis: Do you just want to go to bed
Becky: we only have 5 minutes of this episode left, but sure
Travis: What are you doing? Are we just done. Are we just going to do it? Not THAT! I mean are we just going to bed?
Becky: You said you wanted to go to bed
Travis: I'm just going to stop talking. These situations only get worse

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