October 3, 2016

Travis: I was dreaming about cool goldfish swimming over clouds when I woke up to that angry sound like the wind.
Becky: Goldfish? Really? It is windy.
Travis: Shut up.
Becky: You shut up.
Travis: when I look at you I throw up. (Pulls blanket over face)
Becky: How can you breathe like that?
Travis: I dont. I breathe less to conserve energy and make my heart last longer. I don't use my heart
Becky: Oh I know you don't.
Travis: I don't need it
Becky: Get on your side
Travis: I am, my grandpa built this bed
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September 18th

This one isn't sleep "talking"

Travis was completely asleep and for no reason just reached out and slapped his cup full of ice water off his bed side table
Travis: What just happened? I heard something but I couldn't see it. That was full of nice cold water it would have been good to drink

Becky: *literally on the floor laughing/crying while cleaning up water*

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September 7

Travis: did you dump all of the root beer or the diet coke?

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September 2

Travis: I bet you've never had that before. Where you just take off your pants and run.
Becky: nope

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August 28

Becky: my feet hurt
Travis: you been out walking the mile again
Becky: uh...yeah
Travis: oh that makes sense.  But if you run you don't have to walk it.
Becky: true
Travis:I'm milking the cow's teet
Becky: huh
Travis: I'm milking my grandpa's cows
Becky:you haven't milked for you grandpa in years
Travis: oh, ok.

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August 23

Becky: How come you never talk in your sleep anymore?
Travis: because you were nude
Becky: I'm never-nude
Travis: you nude what you were doing.
Becky: sing me song
Travis: (no hesitation) Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve...
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