Nose thief

Travis: Got your nose (grabs at nose pretends to eat it).
Becky: You're weird
Travis: Not as weird as some people

Rudolph the bow legged cowboy

Travis: *huff* There's a breeze up my skirt

Travis: Bransen what do you do if a stranger talks to you? Do it like Rudolph the bow legged cowboy did. Pull down your pants and run (laughs)

Travis: Don't! You almost touched my Peter Cottontail. Bransen don't listen to anything your mom says. You know when strangers try to talk to you? Us plus them equals....I forgot the punch line. *sings* it's pinky and the brain*

CPR

Travis: How many thrusts do you give in CPR?
Becky: Um. None. Ever.

#travissleeptalkingchronicles #sleeptalking

Good night Paige

Travis: Shhh good night Paige.
Becky: huh?
Travis: I'm just telling Paige good night. She's right here. Just because she can't get her feet out doesn't mean she can't walk
Becky: *laugh* Okay
Travis: You betta recognize. Go ahead and laugh, you'll be trick or treatin' by yourself.