I'm a Billy Goat

(The first one is a little story I didn't get up to share the other night because it was so late).
Becky: Travis get up. Can you hear that?? The furnace is rattling so loud it keeps waking me up.
Travis *mumbles and gets up and walks around for a few minutes*
Travis: (bouncing on bed) I'm a Billy goat!

Travis : Do you think it would be cool if we kept coyotes on our farm?

Travis: Would you like it if I wore shorty shorts?
Becky: uh....
Travis: I would just wear them to sacrament meeting. It would be sexy.