May 18, 2015

Trav: Are you flipping me off?  That is a big finger!
Becky: what are you blabbing about?
Travis: I can see what you're thinking under your clothes. Duh duh hotdog!

5/16/2015

It's a little late, sorry! Trav was beat after running his marathon, babysitting and then going into work for mandatory inventory until 1 am.

Travis: Why are you being so mean?
Becky: (asleep) What? When did you get home?
Travis: You are being a mean monkey.
Becky: Funny. I'm going back to sleep.
Travis: See what I mean

Losing balls

Travis: It would be bad if we lost more tennis balls
Becky: Why? Because they're expensive?
Travis: I guess, but it would just be back bad thing. Do you guys do things like that?
Becky: Uh...yeah.
Travis: How?
Becky: Magic
Travis: Oh. OK.
Becky: Get on your side of the bed (shoves Travis and pillows over).
Travis: HEY! Don't ever touch a black man's pillows.
Becky: Uh, you're not black.
Travis: I would have been if I had married someone else.
Becky: That's not how it works. You're not a chameleon.
Travis: But your side is so much more comfortable.