Hammers or Hamburgers?

Becky: Hey did you tell Steve we saw him on his bike yesterday?
Travis: Yeah. He replied 'Pick up Sticks?'
Becky: Why pick up sticks?
Travis: No Hammblers.
Becky: Hammers or Hamburgers?
Travis: I don't know. Hamburgers. It's not funny, because they come walking by.
Becky: Huh?
Travis: shhhhh. I can't tell you because the secret people are here.
Becky: Did you plug in your phone?
Travis: Yeah it's hooked to the wall by my grandma.

Travis' birthday.

Travis: I should just cut my legs off then I can ride in a wheelchair for all my races.

( I suppose this one is fitting since he was feeling a little bit of unhappiness over turning 30 tomorrow).
Travis: I was born at 1600 o'clock cuz its my birthday. Were you born in February too?
Becky: You weren't born in February
Travis: Yeah but someone was. It wasn't Jesus. It was Abraham Lincoln. It was his presidential day. Like Georgie Washington

Travis: What are you doing tomorrow?
Becky: Hunting for elephants
Travis: Oh what about tonight?
Becky: Riding a giraffe.
Travis: Right now? Are you waiting in line?

Daydreaming an Idea

Travis: I'm just daydreaming a little bit. Its the best way to come up with a $100,000,000 idea.
Becky: Uh huh
Travis: You have tape in your hair.
Becky: Oh. Thanks.
Travis: You're welcome. What do you want me to do with that note, keep it forever?

Travis: I'm gonna make you the Young Men's adoption agency
Becky: What if I don't want it
Travis: You don't? Do you wanna take a peek?
Travia: Ah what?! You're freaking me out side. I'm gonna chop this off. Ch-ch-chop. I love you like captain crunch.

Sleeping on a park bench

Travis:Ya know when you go to New York or Seattle and the people are sleeping on the bench parking lots? Not the parking lots, just the benches.
Becky: Yeah?
Travis: I want us to be best friends like that (scary clown laugh)
Becky: Ah don't do that its scary
Travis: Shhh you might wake up the mayor

Brilee's turn

Brilee's turn for a spot on The Chronicles.

When I checked on her before going to bed last night she yelled

"Ow! Let go!" Then she rolled over with a smile.

I'm pretty sure she was dreaming about getting her brother in trouble.

Like Father Like Son

Bransen Sleep Talking Chronicles

Bransen (our 6 year son a.k.a. mini Travis) sleep walks around the house a lot when he has to go to the bathroom during the night. We have had a lot of close calls in the hall closet, the deck and the bathroom sink. Well after I tucked him in from one of these episodes he walked back upstairs crying.

Mom: Hey bud, what's wrong I just tucked you in.
Bransen: I ate my toothpaste
Mom: You ate your toothpaste?!
Bransen: I hate my toothpaste
Mom: Why do you hate your toothpaste, I don't understand.
Bransen: Because it won't fit in the box.

*At this point he broke down and started crying harder.

Travis: Everyone is Kung Fun fighting. Everyone wants....I don't know.
Becky: (turns startled, still holding a crying/sleep walking/talking Bransen)
Travis: Its not going to work if you take the suitcase!
Becky/Mom: OK Bransen jump back in bed
Travis: I'll be here! I'll be here!

Alarm clock

Becky: Hey you need to turn on your alarm.
Travis: why?
Becky: So you wake up on time.
Travis: I would if I knew how. If I knew how I would be on time.
(Starts snoring)
Becky: Travis get up and set your alarm!
Travis: I would have but you scared me again. Its just a big big container, for everyone who has helped me.
Becky: TRAVIS! Get up, brush your teeth, plug in your phone, set your alarm.
Travis: Stop yelling at me! You should be yelling at yourself
Becky: I brushed my teeth already.
Travis: It doesn't look like it. Do you ever paint old ladies nails for money? It could be a fundraiser and you would be in charge.
Becky: Gross
Travis: You could bring a bucket of water in case their feet are dirty.

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A Long Long Night

Travis: It's all backwards like my life. Not my wife. You're not backwards.
Shhhh. If you are a little quieter you can hear the raindrops on the windshield.
Becky: *laughter*
Travis: (smiles) Do I need to stay like this?
Becky: Yeah
Travis: Here is this better? It's 5¢
Becky: Go brush your teeth.
Travis: Do I have to? Does Obama?
Its like that game Simon says but Simon. You know with all the colors and your friends can all connect. Have you played it?
Becky: No
Travis: You have lots of room for excalibrating. Excavating.

Travis: Black lips are so playful.
Becky: Oh you been playing with black lips?
Travis: No
Becky: Travis people are going to think you're rascist.
Travis: I am NOT fascist but they are so funny looking I mean they're like midgets. (Scary Clown laugh).
I mean have you seen a midget? With a clown nose working in the circus? Its so funny because they don't even need a clown nose!
Becky (Can't breathe or make noise bc I am laughing so hard)
Travis: I just want one to bring me mashed potatoes every night

Travis' eyes just popped open and he walked in the bathroom and brushed his teeth and rolled his eyes at me as I laughed hysterically and tried to tell him what he said.

Travis: Welcome to Good burger home of the good burger can I take your order please? Brandon Doyle laughed so hard when that happened
Becky: That was random to bring up Brandon.
Travis: Not as random as a pizzas guy working at Good burger. Its an institution.
Travis: (grunt)
Becky: what?
Travis: I forgot something so I'm writing it down in this notebook. Oh No! I just realized I looked on the wrong isle for the pools, I can see them right now. Ew! Somebody put water in them.

Travis: When I retire I am going to buy a blimpie. Not the store but like a big blimpie in the sky.
Becky: I know what you're talking about.
Travis: I think Taylor, Tyler, I don't know his name, but I he has a jet. I want a jet.