Monday, June 10, 2019

May 23 2019

Becky: Do you think my flowers are ok out there in these winds? (30 mph)
Travis: As long as they don't run away.
Becky: I meant is the wind going to shred them?
Travis: As long as they don't have cowlicks.

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April 8 2019

T: you don't believe me do you? It all started back in 1995.

T: do you see the hiccups up in the sky? Do you?

T: have you ever been on a slide?
B: Yes why?
T: it's not all its cracked up to be is it?

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March 27 2019

Becky: get your giant forehead out of my spine
Travis: know what you can do next time? Wear protection!

Travis: what's that sound?
Becky: the ice cream man
Travis: why
Becky: he knows you love ice cream.
T: that's nice

T: remember that time you tickled me and i punched you?
B: what's your deal?
T: i'm just trying to have sex with you.  Not really, i'm tired. Thats it folks, go home.

T: go shorty it's your birthday,  we're gonna party like it's your birthday 🎶🎵

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March 17 2019

T: you better knock it off or I'll take you back to the doctor.
B:What?!
T: that's right. Our friends have been talking.
B: About what?
T: about you and the doctor.

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February 14 2019

Travis hasn't stopped sleep talking since his head hit the pillow. I am dying over here.
Becky: we have a king size bed, move over
T: You literally told me to come over. (Buries head under my pillow).

T:Have you been working on the railroad all the live long day? I bet you haven't. I bet you just put your eyes on one.
T Ohhh. Ohhhh. Oh! I just a great idea. Hold on I gotts think about it. Maybe I'll think of something.

T: Don't put that by my goods. I put the fireplace there.

At one point I literally was jolted awake when Travis started rubbing my head saying shooooosh and staring down at me! 🤣

T: It seems funny.
B:It is hilarious
T: on your inside.

T: OW! You about broke my finger off!! I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE AT.

Feb 13 2019

T: what's that sound? It sounds like Chucky.

Feb 1 2019

T: it's a spider web.
    It's a interstate nap.
    It's it's... it's the empire state building! Better not fall off of it.